We’ve picked a winner! This was such a tough one to judge and we all had our own favorite. It took a lot of negotiation before we came to an agreement. Congratulations Wallace on winning a free case of Athletes HoneyMilk! His winning caption was “Because he needed the traffic cameras to record his running form.”
For this week’s contest we’re going back to one of the simplest jokes out there… We want to hear your most creative answer to the question, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Get those thinking caps on…we can’t wait to see what you come up with!
All submissions must be entered before Monday. The prize for this contest is a case of your favorite HoneyMilk flavor. The winner will be announced next Monday. Good Luc
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To get to Kristin Armstrong’s HoneyMilk!
No time to waste! On a mission to the store, heard there’s a sale on Athletes HoneyMilk.
He was running the tangents
To get to their favorite recovery drink, HoneyMilk!
Being a shy chicken he ran to hang out with the vegetarians because he knew he would not be the center of attention.
The chicken is not crossing the road, he is taking the lane.
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
because they put the HoneyMilk aid station on the WRONG side of the run course!
HONEYMILK MAKES ME SO STRONG & FAST, I CAN DODGE CARS CROSSING THE STREET!
To come in first before the egg.
To get to T2.
To prove to the armadillo it could be done!
To get to the finish line, and get an ice cold Honey Milk!
he was about to get “chicked” by the fast chick behind him
She was fueled by HoneyMilk
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the markket and get some HoneyMilk.
To do his “business” behind a tree – nobody likes to ride dirty
The Chicken did not cross The Road, The Road crossed the Chicken.
Because a chicken has to get his Fartlek training in somewhere.
Why is the grass greener on the other side of the fence?
Because I was “Double Chix Dared” I couldn’t get the HoneyMilk Coffee lite before the sun came up.
Because it was rush hour AND speed work day; she had Chicken Sprints on her schedule!
She wanted to show she was not a chicken.
Because no chicken leaves a workout unfinished.
To hail a cab! She had been running around all day like a chicken with her head cut off, lost track of time, and needed a faster mode of transportation to make it to the gym. Thanks heavens she had HoneyMilk on the go for lunch!
Because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that chicken right in the beak!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the tortoise and the hare wouldn’t let him run with them!
Because the HoneyMilk table was out of samples and the wolves behind him looked pretty thirsty.
because he needed the traffic cameras to record his running form
This was actually the 100th time the chicken crossed that road that day. After hearing that chocolate Honey milk enhances fitness improvements following routine aerobic exercise, the chicken decided to get in a long workout so that it could recover with its favorite drink
Crossing the road seemed egg-citing!
to get to the other side (classic).. lol
heard the cows were campaigning against the chickens and was rushing to post a sign drink mor huneymilk.
to lay it on the line that HoneyMilk is the best recovery drink, lay it quickly and then get off… of course it was hit by a muddled thinking marathoner on their drive home from their long run without HoneyMilk.